1) What is the Earth's shape?
The Earth is flat. It is shaped in the form of a pentagon, and thus has
five corners.
2) What is the "middle corner"?
If one was to draw a line from each corner to the centre of the opposing
side of the Earth, the line would intersect in the middle of the Flat
Earth. This place is known as the Middle Corner.
3) Hey, wait a minute, that is not a real corner...
So? The equator of the spherical earthers is an imaginary line as well.
Does this mean that their model does not have a northern and a southern
hemisphere? You cannot count in imaginary numbers, but does that mean
that they do not exist?
4) What about the northern and southern hemisphere?
Globularist rot. This implies the Earth being a SPHERE, which it
is not. The Earth has, however, an Inner and Outer Ring.
5) What is Platygæanism?
Platygæanism is the scientific hypothesis which holds that
the Earth is flat or planar in topology.
5) Does the "middle corner" prove that 5=6?
Yes.
6) How are continents located on the Flat Earth.
Generally, the "southernmost" continents are on the outside, whereas the
"northern" ones are on the inside.
7) Does this mean that the Middle Corner is at the North Pole?
Not necessarily. It may be anywhere in the northern part of the Earth.
8) What is, then, at the south pole?
The Edge of the World. It is surrounded, at least in places, by a huge
mountain range.
9) Where are the corners of the Earth?
Opinion is still divided on this issue. Conventional wisdom places
the five corners at the following locations:
Corner 1: the northernmost extent of Lake Mikhayl in Tunguska, Siberia
Corner 2: Greenland or Iceland (Ultima Thule); though some
researchers place it at Brimstone Head, on Fogo Island,
Newfoundland, Canada.
Corner 3: Easter Island.
Corner 4: Uncertain; possibly Hokkaido (Japan), Lhasa
(Nepal), or a desolate location in Outer Mongolia.
Corner 5: Somewhere near the south of Tasmania or
New Zealand, though some researchers have suggested somewhere in the
vicinity of the South Pacific island of Ponape.
9) How long is the edge of the Earth?
The edge of the Earth is infinitely long.
10) Does this mean that the Earth has infinite area?
No, no more than England does. See Benoit Mandelbrot for more
information.
11) Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by
either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen
this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false
Spherical Earth theory.
12) Did H. P. Lovecraft know about the Flat Earth?
Yes. Read _At the Mountains of Madness_. The choice of the South Pole by
the Old Ones makes more sense with the Flat Earth Theory.
13) What about gravity?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false
spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven.
There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like
a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia.
The Earth has inertia.
There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does
not move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant
turtle, and that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal
magnetism.
14) What about photographs of the Earth from the moon?
Most of these are fake. It is well known that the "moon landing" was faked. The
film of what is claimed to be the moon was taken in the desert in the US
state of Arizona.
There exist some genuine photographs from high altitudes, which appear
to the untrained eye to show a spherical Earth. The reason for
this effect is that the Earth's atmosphere becomes denser the further
one ascends, after thinning out at about 5 miles. This causes light
to be refracted more at high altitudes, giving the appearance of
a spherical Earth.
The reason the atmosphere becomes denser is the increased pressure. If
not for this extreme pressure, the sun, and all stars, would not be able
to hold together but would gradually dissipate in accordance with the
gas laws, and Brownian motion (see any basic school physics text).
Further proof that there is atmosphere all the way between the earth and
the sun, moon, etc, is that heat from the sun warms the earth. Heat
cannot travel through a vacuum, as anyone who has ever used a vacuum
flask knows. Real astronauts would need pressure suits to protect them
from the incredibly high pressures they would encounter.
15) How does the Earth move through space?
There are two schools of thought: one which states that the Earth is
constantly moving in a straight line, and the other which states that
the Earth is moving in a toroidal shape. There is a popular opinion
which states that the Earth does not move as such, but rather that space
moves around the Earth.
16) Can ships be 'lost' at the edge of the Earth?
Yes, at least in places where there are no mountains preventing this
from occurring. The edge of the Earth is, in places a tremendous
waterfall, and anything going over the edge will disappear into the
aether. This can also happen to aircraft which fly off the edge.
17) If large amounts of water disappear off the edge, where does all the water come from?
This is an argument for the theory that the Earth has a toroidal orbit.
In a toroidal orbit, all the water which disappears off the edges falls
back to Earth as rain when the Earth revolves about its orbit. This also
means that the inhabitants of ships and aircraft lost in space will, in
some occasions, return to Earth.
18) Does this explain Fortean phenomena, such as frog-falls?
Perhaps. One is tempted to believe that the frogs, fish and other beings
are somehow expelled into space off the edge of the Earth. However, this
conflicts with the long-established Mad Fishmonger theory, which states
that showers of fish are the work of a deranged fishmonger and his
cohorts. (See _The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy_ by Robert Anton Wilson for
more details.)
19) What is the "Springfield Effect"?
The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every
place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place
of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield,
but it is "linked" to various locations in the world.
20) Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers,
as is England (see question 10).
21) What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.
22) Any other places which are believed to exist but really
don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places
such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such
whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.
